Monday, 27 September 2010

Let's get serious. [Intro and first rant.]

Hey guys. Jaimz here. I'm just blogging because of those moments where screaming into a pillow doesn't do the works that people say it will, and so I can show you kids what I do, not that 99.9% of the population care. Why is that? Katie Price loses boyfriend? No big deal. Me losing time on HALO:Reach because the door is wide open and people can hear me have a good time on XBOX live? Big deal.. Ugh. For my first order of rants, I bring your attention to lag. We've all had it, right? A precision task required focus, so let's say you're, I don't know, killing Grunts on HALO:Reach. If, say, you are scoping at the head, and your shot is delayed for 4 seconds, and you can watch the little bugger walk away from your gunfire, and turn back to it to find that someone else has taken the kill for themselves. It's just life, right? No. Not all people get that as a livelihood, you know. Anyway, Mr. Kill-jack, you're the one with the lag, so geet owt ov teh room plz.


Moving on. Hi there. I'm James Andrew Baker. Just call me Jaimz. People call me an artist because I can draw rather good things like this:
As you can probably tell, I enjoy flying around in rocket-powered cardboard boxes saying 'lol' out of a green speech-bubble. That's about the just of it, yeah. Seriously though, I'm 13 and I go to Walton High School. It's a pretty crap place. Litter far as the eye can see, teachers caring more about your uniform than you're physical and mental well being. To top it all off, what's this? The place looks like a prison! That's just dandy, right? Heh. I live with two sisters and two parents. One sister is one that like to destroy ears and yells at TVs, and the other one... yells in general. Away from my life story, I'm going to be going on about the amazing adventures that happen in my life.
Yesterday, I went to school. Got a supervised study for a non existent homework. Fair. Anywho. I have a deviantART, which was formerly known as neverworld-eclipse, but is now known as mr-jaimz. I also have a twitter, under the name of Neverworld, and a formspring under the same name.


I'm not sure how to move on after assaulting your brain with facts like that. Sorry. I'm going to school today, and the day after that, and like that until Friday. Might try to become a Captain on HALO:Reach afterwards. Might draw in Flash, I don't even know anymore.


I would say 'comment, rate, subscribe!' but a camel ate my foot. Fart joke.